i told you so!!

ya’ll know me… i’m the round, smilin’ french guy, right?

that’s why this made me laugh so hard i snorted! ok, so that’s not that hard what with the sinus death going on in my head, but still!

an excerpt of reasons not to hate on my people via martini ministry:

• Mousse. And creme brulee. And eclairs. And…. fuck it… PASTRY. ALL PASTRY.

and…

• Tongue kissing. Yes. They invented it. Do not question me.

thank you, rb… you made my freaking day!